Side: Lela Sakaguchi
“I’ve hemorrhoids!”
Morishita Daiki made an awkward face when he received my do-or-die coming out of the closet.
His mother also made an expressionless face and even Abeno Kaguya made a face that was expressing “I’ve heard something bad…”
The room was filled with an awkward silence and then Morishita’s mother hit her palm.
“Today is Daiki-chan’s birthday! Well then, it’s time for opening birthday presents!”
*Skip* *Skip* and Morishita’s mother went into the kitchen and came back with a sparkling present.
And then from her satchel Abeno Kaguya took out a small wrapped package.
And, I began sweating on my back.
I was able to make it through somehow when they were urging me to eat… Now that I think a bit more coming to a birthday party empty-handed is an extreme display of lack of common sense.
Now that it became present opening time on top of having hemorrhoids I’ll also be a deplorable foreigner who can’t read the atmosphere.
I who am an elite and trained in the Vatican… I can’t allow to be called a deplorable child by the people of this country in the far east.
Though, I don’t have a present.
What to do, what to do… at the time I was thinking that, Abeno Kaguya sighed and put the small package on the table.
“This a present from me and Lela Sakaguchi.”
“Eh? Sakaguchi-san knew my birthday in prior?”
“Th-Th-That’s correct, right?”
While saying that I was honestly surprised.
Abeno Kaguya gave me a follow-up… That’s a fact.
I thought she was a cold-blooded woman with a heart of stone… I’m spared from being labeled as shameless.
At any rate… I have a debt towards Abeno Kaguya now.
And just like that the birthday party has ended with the giving of presents.
By the way, Morishita’s mother had brought a birthday cake where she used actual paint to colour it but Morishita ate it, regardless.
Side: Morishita Daiki
Next day, lunch break.
While I was eating in the courtyard the class president called out to me.
She had enormous G-cup breasts, and slightly indulgent body with 52 kilos and 157 cm.
“Ehm… Morishita-kun?”
“Hm? What’s wrong, class president?”
“This.”
She said that and presented a small package to me.
“This is?”
“Bentou. I made it for Morishita-kun.”
Oh? Ooh?
What does this mean?
“Bentou, you say… How come?”
“It’s for saving me from the hijacker that time. It’s my gratitude for that. I tried hard in making it, so I think it’s delicious.”
“Now that you say that, I did save from the danger to your chastity.”
“Yes. That’s why I’m showing my gratitude.”
「……」
I can’t understand the current situation well so I’m sorting various things in my head.
And then, I—
Uooooooooo! I made a guts pose in the bottom of my heart.
That’s right.
At any rate, my third purpose in my life is to have a bentou homemade from a girl with enormous breasts and it has been achieved.
By the way, Abeno-senpai’s homemade bentou doesn’t count since her personality is regrettable.
At any rate, I’m frankly happy at this.
“Thank you, class president!”
“Also do you know, Morishita-kun?”
“Hm? What is it?”
“Do you have time this Sunday?”
“I do have time but why?”
“Ehm, etto.”
“Hm?”
“Won’t you go… on a date with me?”
Oh?
….OH?
OOOOOOOOOOOH?
I pinched my cheeks at what just happened now.
Yeah, there’s pain clearly.
Basically, this is not a dream.
“Date, you said… It’s that thing which men and women go together, right?”
“Yes. That’s right.”
“Why?”
“Ehm, etto.”
“Hm?”
“At the time when Morishita-kun took out the hijacker—You looked very cool?”
Okay, it came!
Finally it arrived!
Finally!
These 19 constant years.
Three years of continual saving of people in the different world—- And like that I saved the world.
I was always wondering.
Usually, when you think of heroes they’re always popular.
But, I am a virgin.
However, finally, finally, everything had paid off.
Finally, I had been evaluated properly.
That’s right, I had finally entered the popular period of my life!
Thanks for the chapter
O7
LikeLike
You’re welcome.
LikeLike
I don’t trust that shit at all.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thanks for chapter! 👊😎
LikeLike
You’re welcome.
LikeLike
….why do i forsee a crash and burn……hmmm~
LikeLike
Thanks 4 the chapter!
I get the feeling Daiki has maxed out his poison resistance BEFORE going to the other world.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nope, when he was summoned, it was found that he already had max level poison absorption. Poison heals him.
LikeLike
Thx for the chap
LikeLike
You’re welcome
LikeLike
Careful protagonist-kun
Almost all hiroine is a trap
LikeLike
Does he always have to mention how grotesquely large all the girls breasts are every time he described them? lol
LikeLike
I just found out someone do the translation of the novel. Well im really late, and thanks for the chapter.
LikeLike
MC is surprising. Good job
LikeLike